diff --git a/modules/programs/discord.nix b/modules/programs/discord.nix
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+{
+  config,
+  lib,
+  pkgs,
+  ...
+}:
+let
+  cfg = config.programs.discord;
+  jsonFormat = pkgs.formats.json { };
+in
+{
+  meta.maintainers = with lib.hm.maintainers; [
+    prescientmoon
+  ];
+
+  options.programs.discord = {
+    enable = lib.mkEnableOption "Discord, the chat platform";
+    package = lib.mkPackageOption pkgs "discord" { nullable = true; };
+    settings = lib.mkOption {
+      description = ''
+        Configuration for Discord.
+        The schema does not seem to be documented anywhere
+      '';
+
+      default = { };
+      example = {
+        DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING = true;
+      };
+
+      type = lib.types.submodule {
+        freeformType = jsonFormat.type;
+        options = {
+          SKIP_HOST_UPDATE = lib.mkOption {
+            type = lib.types.bool;
+            description = ''
+              Whether to skip Discord's automatic update checks at startup
+            '';
+
+            # Discord refuses to launch if this is false and the nixpkgs version
+            # is out of date
+            default = true;
+            example = false;
+          };
+
+          DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING = lib.mkOption {
+            type = lib.types.bool;
+            description = ''
+              Whether to enable Chrome's devtools inside Discord
+            '';
+            default = false;
+            example = true;
+          };
+        };
+      };
+    };
+  };
+
+  config = lib.mkIf cfg.enable (
+    let
+      configDir =
+        if pkgs.stdenv.hostPlatform.isDarwin then "Library/Application Support" else config.xdg.configHome;
+    in
+    {
+      home.packages = lib.mkIf (cfg.package != null) [ cfg.package ];
+      home.file."${configDir}/discord/settings.json".source =
+        jsonFormat.generate "discord-settings" cfg.settings;
+    }
+  );
+}